If You Want To Live, Don’t Go Geocaching Alone

If You Want To Live, Don’t Go Geocaching Alone

I’ve been trying my hardest to stay away from other people since we’re in the middle of a pandemic. I haven’t been going to beaches with friends. I haven’t been going to the movies on dates. I’ve barely left my house these last few...
I Can’t Afford Therapy But Finsta Is Free

I Can’t Afford Therapy But Finsta Is Free

Strange to think there was a point in time when I did not know what a finsta was. A coworker had pulled me into the staff room to have a look at some photos she took from her weekend out. They were raucous scenes of her wildly dancing’ a table with more than a few...
One-Sided Love Is Not Love

One-Sided Love Is Not Love

God & Man One-sided love is not love. It’s torture. It’s waiting for something that might never happen. It’s looking at someone who doesn’t see you. It’s thinking about someone day and night while you probably never cross their mind. It’s looking at your phone...
Anxiety Makes You Look Like An Asshole

Anxiety Makes You Look Like An Asshole

God & Man I don’t reach out to people. I’m terrified of talking on the phone and starting conversations with strangers. I’m even scared of texting certain friends and coming on too strong, of graduating from a concerned friend to an annoying...
Playing Prostitute

Playing Prostitute

My new best friend Madeline is a prostitute. I have a love/hate relationship with Madeline: I love spending time with her and hearing all of her crazy sex stories, but I also hate her because I’m like, “It’s so annoying that you are you, because I want to be you...