I Was Wrong, You’re Not The Guy For Me

I Was Wrong, You’re Not The Guy For Me

Thought.is I used to worry that I wasn’t the girl for you but now I know that you’re not the guy for me. You’re never going to be the one who shows up when I’m in pain at 3 am in the morning to hold my hand and spoon me with love and affection. You’re not going to be...
A Brief History Of Me And John Mayer

A Brief History Of Me And John Mayer

John Mayer’s Instagram The first time I heard a John Mayer song I was getting ready for school sophmore year and watching music videos on VH1. I immediately liked the laid back aesthetic of the No Such Thing video — and I was in high school, what was not to like about...
Playing Prostitute

Playing Prostitute

My new best friend Madeline is a prostitute. I have a love/hate relationship with Madeline: I love spending time with her and hearing all of her crazy sex stories, but I also hate her because I’m like, “It’s so annoying that you are you, because I want to be you...