Anxiety Makes You Look Like An Asshole

Anxiety Makes You Look Like An Asshole

God & Man I don’t reach out to people. I’m terrified of talking on the phone and starting conversations with strangers. I’m even scared of texting certain friends and coming on too strong, of graduating from a concerned friend to an annoying...
Playing Prostitute

Playing Prostitute

My new best friend Madeline is a prostitute. I have a love/hate relationship with Madeline: I love spending time with her and hearing all of her crazy sex stories, but I also hate her because I’m like, “It’s so annoying that you are you, because I want to be you...
Day In The Life

Day In The Life

Franca Gimenez I awaken to a text from my buddy on the west shore about last nighttime’s episode of Girls. Whatever lights his brain on fire is the same sort of things that gets me worked up so I decide to remain in bed and stream the episode on my notebook. Afterward...