Posted: Mon Apr 21, 2008 7:40 pm Post subject: Y Women Are Better Than Men
For years, scientists have researched the basic differences between human males and human females. While it has been previously declared that what determines gender are the "X" and "Y" chromosomes found in male sperm, this is only partially true. As it turns out, the "Y" chromosome is, in fact, a defective "X" chromosome with one of the legs missing. At first this discovery baffled scientists, but further research has determined that this mysterious missing leg physically manifests itself on the outer body of a male, resulting in what is commonly known as a penis. It has also been determined that human intellect is stored in this part of the chromosome, resulting in the male of the species commonly using his penis (the physical manifestation of the missing part of the chromosome) to make many decisions.
Once the genetic defect was discovered, scientists were determined to find out what other effects it may have on its victims. Unfortunately, since the penis, although technically part of the male DNA, is on the outside of the body, it deteriorates at the same rate and sometimes faster than the body of the male. This discovery led to scientists quickly finding a way to keep the penis (and thus, the male brain) functioning. The result is drugs for what is being called "erectile dysfunction." Another sign of the deterioration of the external part of the chromosome is what is widely referred to as a "mid-life crisis," during which a male will frequently search out younger women (even if he already has a perfectly lovely woman) and increasingly faster, phallic-shaped cars. He may sometimes quit a steady job and then attempt one strange get-rich-quick scheme after another, or, in extreme cases, use the time to "find himself." This is all in a subconscious effort to convince himself that he is a young, virile man; the reasoning being that if he believes it, his body will cease deteriorating.
What is amazing about all this is not the discovery that being male is merely a genetic defect (let's face it, ladies, this comes as no surprise to us), but the massive attempt to cover up the discovery and keep the truth from the general public. I think we all have a right to know that the male of the species, is, in fact, genetically inferior to the female of the species. However, I would not be surprised if all traces of this article are erased once the scientific community discovers their findings have finally been made public. _________________ I Change My Dream Into An Ideal,
Someday I'll Show You..
..A Brilliant World.
The Seeker Knows The Way
Gazing Always
At The Inner Horizon
Holding To The Path
Until The Goal Is Reached.
Has a way been found for two women to have healthy children together, bypassing the participation of one of us with a Y chromosome?
It only matters to lesbians or man-haters like Seeker. _________________ Quotes ≠ Knowledge.
Doing brings Knowledge!
Right ≠ number of believers.
Results show Rightness or Wrongness.
Quoting others ≠ being right even if they are!
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Has a way been found for two women to have healthy children together, bypassing the participation of one of us with a Y chromosome?
"As an avid anti-feminist, there was a day in science that I knew was possible and was afraid might happen: Men getting booted out of the procreation process.
It sounds weird, since we have vital a part in makin’ babies - sperm and all that. So we got that going for us…
Don’t we?
Well, women might soon be able to produce sperm in a development that could allow lesbian couples to have their own biological daughters, according to a pioneering study published today.
Scientists are seeking ethical permission to produce synthetic sperm cells from a woman’s bone marrow tissue after showing that it possible to produce rudimentary sperm cells from male bone-marrow tissue.
So, essentially, if this works, and becomes common practice, women can be couples and have their own plaid-and-jeans-wearing children. That’s without the aid of some hairy dude who’s easily distracted by and beers.
This just adds to the fact that men have a poor position in nature. All fetuses are female until they get the chromosomes that will make them male. So even if you’re a male, you started out as a woman.
In genetic terms, the female gender is nature’s template, and the male gender is like the freeloading nephew who gets to hang around just because he’s family.
So keep these things in mind, men, whenever you find yourself getting too proud to be a man: evolution favors women. Nature favors women.
Hell, I’d even argue that society favors women (despite the wage gap. Don’t girls make it up in other ways, like thousand dollar wedding rings?).
Just remember that one day, two women might be able to walk into a lab, and when they walk out, one woman will be the father, and the other will be the mother.
Thanks, science, for exposing that men are just along for the ride. We had a good thing going, jerks."
Mr. GreenTea wrote:
TomSKinney wrote:
Has a way been found for two women to have healthy children together, bypassing the participation of one of us with a Y chromosome?
It only matters to lesbians or man-haters like Seeker.
Stay away from me, GT. :)
You'll kill my good mood. _________________ I Change My Dream Into An Ideal,
Someday I'll Show You..
..A Brilliant World.
The Seeker Knows The Way
Gazing Always
At The Inner Horizon
Holding To The Path
Until The Goal Is Reached.
~135 Reasons Why It's Better to Be a Woman~ (Read 'Em and Weep, Boys!)
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
7. Women live longer than men.
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
14. Only women know the truth about whether size matters...
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake.
26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
29. Women can wear platforms ~ which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.
32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.
34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.
38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
41. We don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
42. Our friends don’t pick on us if we aren’t sleeping with anyone.
43. Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)!
44. We’re all sitting on a gold mine ~ we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.
45. We don’t need to drive when on a date, we have a chauffeur.
46. We know that rhythm doesn’t only pertain to dancing.
47. Women know how fake it.
48. Women look better naked.
49. Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
50. Women do less time for violent crime.
51. Women never have to see combat.
52. Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up.
53. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night.
54. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.
55. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
56. We can get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.
57. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
58. We get to shop at Victoria’s Secret.
59. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
60. Men treat us to dinner.
61. Men always hold the door open for us.
62. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work)!
63. We’re just cuter.
64. We lie better than men do.
65. We’re better at manipulating others.
66. We always have food in the fridge.
67. We always get to choose the movie.
68. Men light our cigarettes for us.
69. Men take us on all expense paid trips ~ all we have to do is sleep with them.
70. We don’t worry about losing our hair, 'nuff said.
71. A women can go at least a day without showering/shaving and not look or smell disgusting.
72. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
73. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want.
74. Women sweat less.
75. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don’t have to waste money on flowers or cards ~ a blowjob and sex fixes all.
76. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.
77. We don’t get embarrassed when we send you out to buy tampons.
78. We don’t ALWAYS have to think with our genitals.
79. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
80. When women get pissed we don’t (have to) destroy property or hurt people ~ we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
81. Menstruation ~ just another excuse to use so we can say “no” to sex.
82. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there’s no messy cleanup.
83. Women have a higher pain tolerance.
84. We often get to cut in line.
85. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON’T!
86. Women who don’t wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting.
87. We have mastered civilized eating ~ we don’t embarrass our friends.
88. We don’t have to constantly adjust our genitals.
89. Women actually have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn’t know).
90. We can masturbate way more times in a day than any man.
91. Men may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
92. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we never have to give back.
93. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men fµck up so often.
94. Doggiestyle ~ that way we get to watch the TV too.
95. Sweat is sexy on us.
96. PMS is a legal defense for murder.
97. Men unlock our side of the car first ~ a real bonus when its cold.
98. We can con our way out of anything ~ not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
99. We don’t have to touch garbage/icky things.
100. There is no penis envy.
101. Massage!!!!
102. We’re better shoppers.
103. Men will pay us for sex.
104. There’s never a shortage of ready, willing and able men.
105. Women cooperate better than men do.
106. Women drivers? We're safer than men.
107. When women are short, we’re petite, when men are short, they’re just short.
108. An ugly woman can use makeup & get a new hairdo to become presentable ~ ugly men are just fµcked.
109. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our lesser halves ~ you guys get the couch.
110. Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, dude!, yep, ok then, bye”.
111. Women are better than men at remembering everyday events.
112. Women remember appearances better than men.
113. Women tolerate shock-trauma better than men.
114. Women do better than men on timed tests.
115. Women are more resistant to disease.
116. Women have a significantly better response to HIV treatment than men.
117. On average, women eat healthier than men.
118. Women can get rid of leg hair without pretending to do a lot of cycling/swimming, or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
119. We can absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
120. We don't have to get our strength up between sessions, ...and it's much easier for us to get sex in the first place.
121. We never ejaculate prematurely.
122. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
123. The thrill of surprising men by being good at darts......and pool.....and football, etc.
124. We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our genitals.
125. It does not truly enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.
126. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
127. Taxis stop for us.
128. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous ~ they look like complete dicks in ours.
129. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.
130. Women can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts, etc.
131. 2 words ~ multi-orgasmic.
132. Our clothes are just a lot cooler.
133. Lesbian cruises..
134. Women can camwhore as much as they like and they still wouldn’t be called gay-ish or sissy!
135. And the 135th reason its better to be a woman ~ this one is
definitely worthy of reiteration: We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it! _________________ I Change My Dream Into An Ideal,
Someday I'll Show You..
..A Brilliant World.
The Seeker Knows The Way
Gazing Always
At The Inner Horizon
Holding To The Path
Until The Goal Is Reached.
Last edited by Seeker on Tue Apr 22, 2008 9:27 am; edited 2 times in total
Has a way been found for two women to have healthy children together, bypassing the participation of one of us with a Y chromosome?
It only matters to lesbians or man-haters like Seeker.
Stay away from me, GT.
You'll kill my good mood.
Or what? Face your ire? ha ha ha ha ha ha...etc.
The prospect of an all female world must be a fantasy come true. It's not like you can be raped by a female, right?
Oh wait. You can.
Well females are always "Sugar & Spice and Everything Nice, right?
No?
OK, maybe you mean that the prospect of getting pregnant by a woman means there won't be any problems and you'll live happily ever after?
No?
OH. OH. I got it, finally. It means that you'll finally be accepted by your family for the uh, um, well whatever you are. You'll be accepted because you'll finally prove that you can "create" a world without men, and still produce an heir. They'll be so pleased, they'll make you head of the Yak, right?
Yeah, I'm deliberately being an @s.
You'd be a lot less hung up on all of this if you accepted yourself instead of trying to convince everyone else that men are evil. Maybe what you need to focus on is fixing the incident created the hatred, instead of these ineffectual attacks on men in general.
Have a nice day! _________________ Quotes ≠ Knowledge.
Doing brings Knowledge!
Right ≠ number of believers.
Results show Rightness or Wrongness.
Quoting others ≠ being right even if they are!
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Having been born male I try to make the most of the life I started out with. It is not productive to try to play a different hand of cards than the one that was actually dealt to me. Most of us even learn to like it. _________________
Having been born male* I try to make the most of the life I started out with. It is not productive to try to play a different hand of cards than the one that was actually dealt to me.
What do you mean? I'm not suggesting you can.. In fact, I would say that's impossible. Guys are guys & girls are girls. ~La Fin
Tom, this thread is for comedy purposes, although some of these things are more amusing because they're true.
*~Lol, gods bless you for being male, I just don't know how you put up with it! O.o But then, from your perspective I'm sure you can't imagine being female, either.
TomSKinney wrote:
Most of us even learn to like it.
Losing? :p _________________ I Change My Dream Into An Ideal,
Someday I'll Show You..
..A Brilliant World.
The Seeker Knows The Way
Gazing Always
At The Inner Horizon
Holding To The Path
Until The Goal Is Reached.
~135 Reasons Why It's Better to Be a Woman~ (Read 'Em and Weep, Boys!)
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
7. Women live longer than men.
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
14. Only women know the truth about whether size matters...
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake.
26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
29. Women can wear platforms ~ which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.
32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.
34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.
38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
41. We don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
42. Our friends don’t pick on us if we aren’t sleeping with anyone.
43. Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)!
44. We’re all sitting on a gold mine ~ we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.
45. We don’t need to drive when on a date, we have a chauffeur.
46. We know that rhythm doesn’t only pertain to dancing.
47. Women know how fake it.
48. Women look better naked.
49. Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
50. Women do less time for violent crime.
51. Women never have to see combat.
52. Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up.
53. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night.
54. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.
55. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
56. We can get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.
57. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
58. We get to shop at Victoria’s Secret.
59. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
60. Men treat us to dinner.
61. Men always hold the door open for us.
62. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work)!
63. We’re just cuter.
64. We lie better than men do.
65. We’re better at manipulating others.
66. We always have food in the fridge.
67. We always get to choose the movie.
68. Men light our cigarettes for us.
69. Men take us on all expense paid trips ~ all we have to do is sleep with them.
70. We don’t worry about losing our hair, 'nuff said.
71. A women can go at least a day without showering/shaving and not look or smell disgusting.
72. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
73. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want.
74. Women sweat less.
75. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don’t have to waste money on flowers or cards ~ a blowjob and sex fixes all.
76. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.
77. We don’t get embarrassed when we send you out to buy tampons.
78. We don’t ALWAYS have to think with our genitals.
79. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
80. When women get pissed we don’t (have to) destroy property or hurt people ~ we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
81. Menstruation ~ just another excuse to use so we can say “no” to sex.
82. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there’s no messy cleanup.
83. Women have a higher pain tolerance.
84. We often get to cut in line.
85. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON’T!
86. Women who don’t wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting.
87. We have mastered civilized eating ~ we don’t embarrass our friends.
88. We don’t have to constantly adjust our genitals.
89. Women actually have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn’t know).
90. We can masturbate way more times in a day than any man.
91. Men may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
92. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we never have to give back.
93. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men fµck up so often.
94. Doggiestyle ~ that way we get to watch the TV too.
95. Sweat is sexy on us.
96. PMS is a legal defense for murder.
97. Men unlock our side of the car first ~ a real bonus when its cold.
98. We can con our way out of anything ~ not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
99. We don’t have to touch garbage/icky things.
100. There is no penis envy.
101. Massage!!!!
102. We’re better shoppers.
103. Men will pay us for sex.
104. There’s never a shortage of ready, willing and able men.
105. Women cooperate better than men do.
106. Women drivers? We're safer than men.
107. When women are short, we’re petite, when men are short, they’re just short.
108. An ugly woman can use makeup & get a new hairdo to become presentable ~ ugly men are just fµcked.
109. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our lesser halves ~ you guys get the couch.
110. Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, dude!, yep, ok then, bye”.
111. Women are better than men at remembering everyday events.
112. Women remember appearances better than men.
113. Women tolerate shock-trauma better than men.
114. Women do better than men on timed tests.
115. Women are more resistant to disease.
116. Women have a significantly better response to HIV treatment than men.
117. On average, women eat healthier than men.
118. Women can get rid of leg hair without pretending to do a lot of cycling/swimming, or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
119. We can absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
120. We don't have to get our strength up between sessions, ...and it's much easier for us to get sex in the first place.
121. We never ejaculate prematurely.
122. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
123. The thrill of surprising men by being good at darts......and pool.....and football, etc.
124. We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our genitals.
125. It does not truly enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.
126. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
127. Taxis stop for us.
128. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous ~ they look like complete dicks in ours.
129. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.
130. Women can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts, etc.
131. 2 words ~ multi-orgasmic.
132. Our clothes are just a lot cooler.
133. Lesbian cruises..
134. Women can camwhore as much as they like and they still wouldn’t be called gay-ish or sissy!
135. And the 135th reason its better to be a woman ~ this one is
definitely worthy of reiteration: We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
Yes....but no need to get Cocky.... _________________ Lord Himuro Gemma
Normally I don't read any of Seeker's posts, with her silly font, color and the nonsensical drivel she is know to go and on about
My only excuse for actually taking the time to answer this feminist nonsense was a long boring day at work. Don't think any less of me for taking the time to point out the obvious
Here it goes:
1. When a ship sinks, women (and children) get off first.
That happens because men are selfless and great.
2. A woman can hug her best friend without worrying she'll think she's gay.
That same woman will also backstab her best friend if it suits her all the while hugging and loving her to death.
3. Women can talk to attractive members of the opposite sex without having to picture them naked.
Women can't do two things at the same time.
4. A woman can never be blamed if it's wet on the floor around the toilet bowl.
At very least she should be reprimanded for not clean up the mess.
5. If a woman cheats on her spouse everyone will assume it's because she was being emotionally neglected.
No, that will just be the excuse for being the unfaithful whore.
6. Women are capable of doing at least two different things to a passable standard at the same time.
Passable standard is for women, greatness is for men
7. Women live longer than men.
That’s because they have been sheltered away by compassionate, sacrificing men.
8. Women know how to cover up spots and other facial blemishes.
Agreed, women are great at covering up all sorts of shortfalls. Men are great at headon overcoming theirs.
9. If a woman inexplicably disappears for two weeks, one of her friends will notice.
The same holds true for a child, a retard, an elderly, nothing to be proud of...
10. Women mature earlier than men (some men never mature at all).
Biological, of little consequence, men are stronger, there
11. There are times when chocolate is really the answer to all woman's problems.
An ostrich puts its head in the sand when there is danger.
12. Women don't feel uncomfortable with gay waiters or hairdressers.
Women are made to be comfortable in whatever surroundings they find themselves in. Men make their surroundings to their liking and don’t need to take any shit.
13. A woman can fully assess a person just by looking at their shoes.
Wishful and shallow thinking, worthy of any woman
14. Only women know the truth about whether size matters...
Who cares
15. A woman can take a drive without trying to beat her best time.
As long as she makes it there, that’s an accomplishment of its own.
16. If a woman forgets to shave, no-one has to know.
Because she is an ugly pants wearing feminist and no-one cares
17. Women are capable of going longer than five minutes without thinking about either sex or football.
Oh they are capable of going alright.... in circles.
18. Women never lust after a cartoon character or the central figure in a computer game.
Poor imagination, no sense of humor, no skills in games, at least she got taught to read so she can ride off to the sunset with her knight from the latest romance novel
19. Women can be groupies. Male groupies are stalkers.
Women are irrelevant, who cares what they do.
20. Women can cry and get off a speeding ticket.
Deep seated trickery, we men know what you are upto, and since we don't take you seriously we let you get away with it
21. A woman can get a whole new lease on life just by changing her lipstick.
A woman can makeup any excuse for anything to make her feel better.
22. A woman can congratulate her team-mate without ever touching her rear.
No team spirit or comradery, always thinking of number one, herself
23. Women don't have to worry about catching anything important in their zipper.
Agreed, they got nothing important there.
24. If a woman says something stupid, most men will just think she's cute.
Once again, we guys don't take you seriously, its cute when a child fucks up, we men are there to pat you on your back and give you a helping hand, cause men are great.
25. Women can admit to others when they've made a mistake.
This just does not happen, unless she is getting something in return for the admission.
26. If a woman cries, she's sensitive; if a man cries, he's a wimp.
When a man cries it is deep, when a woman cries 99/100 means nothing.
27. Women know who their children are without having a DNA test.
Yea right.
28. It's cool to be a daddy's girl. It's sad to be a mummy's boy.
Thats because daddys girl looks up to greatness, while mommys boy looks upto to an emotional wreck, naturally thats sad.
29. Women can wear platforms ~ which is why there is no such thing as a short woman's complex.
Irrelevant
30. Women can watch one TV channel at a time without getting bored.
Women love to be told what to think.
31. Women have total control over their eyebrows.
Men could care less
32. Women can get drunk quicker and cheaper than men.
One of many reasons why they are called the weaker sex.
33. A woman's friend won't try to persuade her to get a tattoo while she's drunk.
No brotherhood between women
34. A woman won't drive to Hell and back before she asks for directions.
It's a wonder she'd drive that far to begin with
35. Women aren't covered with hair like shag carpeting.
Less immune to the elements, but who cares men will provide my warmth
36. Woman don't feel threatened if their partner earns more than they do.
That is how it has been forever, because men do everything that is important. In fact women feel more secure and loving when their man earns more.
37. For women, a new season means a whole new wardrobe.
ME, ME, ME, to hell with everyone else, as long as the TV told me who I am I'll shop until I drop, - women’s greatness in all its glory
38. Women know exactly what buttons to push to get exactly what they want.
Trickery, deceitfulness etc, all women traits by far
39. Women don't think reading the manual is a betrayal of all their species stands for.
Women have no clue about anything, they SHOULD for their safety alone read the fucking manual. Men know how things work overall, manuals just slow them down at this point.
40. Women can keep pot plants alive for more than a week.
Women should always take care of non essential things, this way when they up we men can pat them on their head and make them feel better, because men are great.
41. We don’t have to make fools out of ourselves to impress a man.
Women are short sighted fools. They cannot make fun of themselves because it would touch too close to home for it to be funny instead of factual. Men know deep down they are great, so making fun of ourselves is no biggie, we know we have the power, so who cares.
42. Our friends don’t pick on us if we aren’t sleeping with anyone.
Women love to see their friends worse off than they are themselves. Men on the other hand will always lend a helping hand to anyone in need.
43. Men don’t know what our ‘girl talk’ is all about (and I’m not gonna tell you)!
Newsflash, we don't give a shit, look at our magazines, we don't care because it is irrelevant, our women in our lives do as they are told and love and beg for more, so why would a man care what you blab about.
44. We’re all sitting on a gold mine ~ we know it and use it to our extreme advantage.
True there is a lot of whores out there, great place to start and improve yourself, stop being a whore, we man know what you are doing and have very little respect for you for thinking that way.
45. We don’t need to drive when on a date, we have a chauffeur.
I'm glad, less woman driving is a safer street for everyone. It is everyman’s responsibility to keep our neighborhood safe, and we do that in all manly ways.
46. We know that rhythm doesn’t only pertain to dancing.
Oh OK, AS MEN our rhythm is the only rhythm that matters, guess it is so obvious to us we take it for granted.
47. Women know how fake it.
Men know how to be genuine and true
48. Women look better naked.
Wow, that is SOOOO not true for the general population. Take any woman over 35... point proved
49. Women don’t need an excuse to be in a bad mood.
Sure they do, and women will go to great lengths in telling us about it, once again thinking we men would care, we don't, it is your problem, deal with it on your own, we don't care, really
50. Women do less time for violent crime.
Women do less in everything, no news there, pick any subject
51. Women never have to see combat.
Give thanks to your men, suck and swallow while giving thanks that we men are better than to send you to war. Unlike your feminist friends...
52. Women don’t have to worry about not being able to get it up.
As long as they know how to lay on their back, we are OK with that.
53. An oblong vegetable is all we need for a good time any night.
Pam-ela is all we need.
54. The remote control is not an extension of ourselves.
Operah on the other hand will show you the way
55. We never have to buy our own drinks at the bar.
Lots of whores out there!
56. We can get out of speeding tickets by showing a little cleavage or leg.
See above.
57. We can sleep our way to the top of the class.
See above.
58. We get to shop at Victoria’s Secret.
Shopping is something all women aspire to
59. We can marry rich and then not have to work.
Whores, see the trend.
60. Men treat us to dinner.
Man-whore do that, real man treat you to some dick and you love it even more.
61. Men always hold the door open for us.
We do the same for the retarded, handicapped, elderly, and anyone else that is better off with our help.
62. We pout better (those puppy dog eyes always work)!
My dog does the same when I'm mad at him, just a survival instinct. I bet you anything you don't pout to other women, what would be the point
63. We’re just cuter.
Good, if only you could stay that way!
64. We lie better than men do.
Of course, you can't do anything for yourself so you have to get men to do it. Newsflash, most of the time, we men know it all along and let you get away with it.
65. We’re better at manipulating others.
Keep that, it will only backfire in due time.
66. We always have food in the fridge.
Wish you didn't, you fat pigs
67. We always get to choose the movie.
Only when we men allow it
68. Men light our cigarettes for us.
There is a pattern to this, see if you can get it, we do EVERYTHING FOR YOU.
69. Men take us on all expense paid trips ~ all we have to do is sleep with them.
Whore.. (I should keep that answer in the clipboard) - MAN thinking
70. We don’t worry about losing our hair, 'nuff said.
Instead you worry how your hair looks every single day of your life, but thats ok you got nothing better to do anyways.
71. A women can go at least a day without showering/shaving and not look or smell disgusting.
Whateva
72. We can throw a punch at a man and not get hit in return.
Real MEN protect the weak, because he is strong, no need to for any theatrics. I would love to see a woman throw a punch that actually landed, that would be a hooot.
73. Men may fantasize about having sex with more than one woman at a time, but we can have sex with an entire football team at once if we want.
If only you could sleep with that football team for your own pleasure instead of money/attention/whatcanIgetoutofthis you wouldn't be a whore.
74. Women sweat less.
No brainer, women do little.
75. When women make their boyfriends mad, we don’t have to waste money on flowers or cards ~ a blowjob and sex fixes all.
There you have it, the beautiful genuine to the point simplicity of men. That’s right I said it, men are GREAT.
76. Men are more often serial killers, thieves, rapists and cheats.
Men are more often __________ (fill in the blank) than women. That is because we are the movers and shakers of this world, men are GREAT at both being Great and Wicked.
77. We don’t get embarrassed when we send you out to buy tampons.
On top of running the world we have to remember to buy your shit??? I'll send you to pick up some (I spam) for me sweet cheeks
78. We don’t ALWAYS have to think with our genitals.
Most women are whores, it is true, we men know it. You're always thinking "what can my get for me today" Sexual pleasure is just an extra to you, rarely an end of its own, sad really
79. We never have to sit home alone on a weekend night.
Women spend most of their time at home or the mall doing nothing, we men are always into some shit, and you envy us for this, women are boring
80. When women get pissed we don’t (have to) destroy property or hurt people ~ we just take it out on the world in general because we can.
You play mind games, all real MEN don't pay attention to your plea for attention
81. Menstruation ~ just another excuse to use so we can say “no” to sex.
Whores using their power, no problem, we'll see how you do at 35+
82. We can just roll over and go to sleep after we masturbate because there’s no messy cleanup.
and we MEN care because ?? if there is a mess to be made, so be it
83. Women have a higher pain tolerance.
Bunch of feminist bull, while growing up men are subjected to more pain because we do shit, not watch shit on TV or in the mirror
84. We often get to cut in line.
Once again, men are strong and we know it, it's no chip off of our shoulder to help another
85. Most women actually look good in short shorts - men DON’T!
Go sisters
86. Women who don’t wear underwear are considered sexy and wild, when men do it, its rather disgusting.
You are my hero
87. We have mastered civilized eating ~ we don’t embarrass our friends.
We could care less about your friends, our friends don't judge us on bullshit
88. We don’t have to constantly adjust our genitals.
Penis envy?
89. Women actually have more than one erogenous zone (in case you guys didn’t know).
It is upto us to care or not to care, either way its all good.
90. We can masturbate way more times in a day than any man.
But you need cucumbers and pig sausage to do it, men are self sufficient.
91. Men may get to think about sex 200 times a day, but we could be having it that often.
Most women care only for what the sex will get them, men are more in sync with their bodies.
92. We get expensive jewelry as gifts that we never have to give back.
Act as a whore and you will be treated as a whore
93. We get candy, flowers and jewelry all the time cuz men fµck up so often.
Wrong, we just feel it is more efficient to smooth things over with you before the nightfall instead of going out and picking up another as we should. SOME MEN can fall on that one, but they learn fast I tell ya...
94. Doggiestyle ~ that way we get to watch the TV too.
No argument there!
95. Sweat is sexy on us.
You can keep it, along with my sweaty T_shitrt you stole from me to sniff at night before you fall asleep...
96. PMS is a legal defense for murder.
So is being a women, a child, etc
97. Men unlock our side of the car first ~ a real bonus when its cold.
Is not being able to do things for yourself a prize or something ?
98. We can con our way out of anything ~ not just dig ourselves deeper into a hole.
Just a delusion, we men know far more about what you are upto, we just let you do it, cause we don't care, there is more of you (women) where you came from
99. We don’t have to touch garbage/icky things.
You live in a bubble, what else is new
100. There is no penis envy.
Oh yea, than how come 99% of womens magazine is all about landing that guy, penis is your GOD
101. Massage!!!!
There should be high school class on that just for women. Blow Jobs as well. So after a long man-tastick day at work, shaping and building our world we men would have something great to come home to, instead of an empty money spending whore ready to bite your ear off.
102. We’re better shoppers.
Not by a long shot! You are store wondering zombies ready to part with your mans cash for every kind of useless landfiling shit that you will toss on a whim. Men are the fucking shopping masters, we know what we want, we spend minimal time acquiring it and maximum time using it. We are so good at it, marketing as brainwashing as it is, pretty much gave up on us long time ago, women are far easier target... for obvious reasons.
103. Men will pay us for sex.
All the time. You can be proud of that too! All you had to do is get born, and don't get to be 300+ lb in weight.
104. There’s never a shortage of ready, willing and able men.
Because men are great.
105. Women cooperate better than men do.
ahahahhahahahaah, laughing out loud
106. Women drivers? We're safer than men.
How come statistics do not show that? Before you start yapping your mouth about this, google it first!
107. When women are short, we’re petite, when men are short, they’re just short.
Most women are grossly overweight, hit the fucking treadmil troll
108. An ugly woman can use makeup & get a new hairdo to become presentable ~ ugly men are just fµcked.
Are you fucking kidding me? Have you seen Bill Gates? Have you seen some of these rockstars/bikers types with all the tattoos and shit? Beautiful women suck their cocks between performances in dirty bathroom stalls. They line up and cat fight amongst themselves for the privilege. Truth is it don't matter much how a man looks, while good looks is the pinnacle any woman can strive for, as years pile on it is a losing battle for most women, while men just get better and better
109. We always end up sleeping in the bed when we fight with our lesser halves ~ you guys get the couch.
… and a peaceful nights sleep without all that yapping, as always men are practical, shortest path to any goal, we simply let you think that sleeping on the couch is demeaning to us, yea you showed us alright, silly
110. Women’s conversations generally consist of more than just “uh huh, dude!, yep, ok then, bye”.
Yep, there is that superior womans knowledge about everything under the sun, keep ontalking and we'll keep on ignoring
111. Women are better than men at remembering everyday events.
Men do not need to remember, we know we can deal with anything as it comes, worring is for women
112. Women remember appearances better than men.
Sure, their self worth is dependant on it
113. Women tolerate shock-trauma better than men.
I think you pulled that outta ur ass
114. Women do better than men on timed tests.
We decided to call bullshit on that one
115. Women are more resistant to disease.
How do you know that? Could it be because your life revolves around home, and the mall? If you did do anything dangerous you would propably drop like flies.
116. Women have a significantly better response to HIV treatment than men.
Ok, who cares? Was it a woman that invented that HIV treatment to begin with?
117. On average, women eat healthier than men.
hahahahahhahwhhaha, that would explain all the land-whales rolling around
118. Women can get rid of leg hair without pretending to do a lot of cycling/swimming, or any other sport that would require aerodynamic legs.
Women will go to any length to make themselves more appealing to us MEN, your survival depends on it
119. We can absently hum tunes from musicals without anyone being suspect of our sexuality.
Because no one cares what you do, as long as you can get to the point of laying on your back with ur legs open, your biological function for this world is complete
120. We don't have to get our strength up between sessions, ...and it's much easier for us to get sex in the first place.
Once again sex, that is all you got! If only you could keep that prize for all of your life, it only goes downhill as you age. Don't believe me, checkout dating sites, and compare five 40+ women with five 20+ women. Get it while its good is all I can say.
121. We never ejaculate prematurely.
You never do much to begin with so there.
122. We get to flirt with systems support men who always return our calls, and are nice to us when we blow up our computers.
Only because these support men are trying to convince you to blow them instead of the computers. Its not because you're special you know.
123. The thrill of surprising men by being good at darts......and pool.....and football, etc.
Men know that most women suck at everything including blow jobs. So yes it does grab our attention your every try at being less of fuckup than norm.
124. We know that games are fun, but don't believe there's a direct correlation between the size of our scores and the size of our genitals.
Lets all just be equal. Well men say that! We are all about improving ourselves in all fields all the time. If it wasn't for our never ending improvement you'd still be doing loundry on river shore.
125. It does not truly enhance our social standing to understand the inner workings of a 'ruck' (or any other rugby thing). But we look INCREDIBLY cool if we do.
Like said before, anything you do is an achievement because most women don't see a need to do anything. Sure that catches our attention, we are ready to help. We are MEN
126. We don't look like a frog in a blender when dancing.
haha, I laugh at this one, sure lots of men don't dance, they don't need to shake their tits to get attention, but the men that do dance do it so much better anyways
127. Taxis stop for us.
Taxi drivers think less of you as a customer. I say that on information from a New York taxi driver.
128. Our boyfriend's clothes make us look elfin and gorgeous ~ they look like complete dicks in ours.
nuff said, your clothes suk
129. When we buy a vibrator it is glamorous. When men buy a blow up doll it's sad.
Of course it is sad, there is plenty begging to be laid everywhere you look. Such men are sad becuase they lost sight what it means to be a MAN. Vibrators do not threaten real men because we couldn't give a shit what you women do
130. Women can get off with teenagers without being called dirty old perverts, etc.
Any woman that seeks sexual pleasure for herself is to be comended.
131. 2 words ~ multi-orgasmic.
You got born this way.
132. Our clothes are just a lot cooler.
We could care less.
133. Lesbian cruises..
See above
134. Women can camwhore as much as they like and they still wouldn’t be called gay-ish or sissy!
who cares ?
135. And the 135th reason its better to be a woman ~ this one is
definitely worthy of reiteration: We can get laid ANYTIME, ANYWHERE, ANY WAY we want it!
Yea that sex thing, all you got is control of your . Honestly you don't even have that, it's an illusion, but you don't know it. We MEN know that all we have to be is MEN and you will gladly share your with us. In fact there is nothing more you would rather do than to do just that. All this makeup and clothes, it is all done for one thing, us MEN. You need us more than we need you.
Its ok, relax, Men are not equal to Women, and Women are not equal to Men, no matter what the TV says
A man after my own heart. Well at least we finally know what Seeker is seeking.
A lot of what Creator says sounds dogmatic and self-serving, but it is true. Here is a real-life example. _________________ Quotes ≠ Knowledge.
Doing brings Knowledge!
Right ≠ number of believers.
Results show Rightness or Wrongness.
Quoting others ≠ being right even if they are!
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Women on low-calorie diets or who skip breakfast at the time of conception are more likely to give birth to girls than boys, British scientists said on Wednesday.
New research by the universities of Exeter and Oxford provides the first evidence that a child's sex is associated with the mother's diet, and higher energy intake is linked to males.
"This research may help to explain why in developed countries, where many young women choose to have low-calorie diets, the proportion of boys born is falling," said Fiona Mathews of the University of Exeter.
I believe all women suffer from a mild and extremely localized form of Tourette Syndrome. The afflicted organ? Their tongues. That’s why women cannot shut their fucking mouths for ten seconds while adults are speaking around them. Their tongues are battling around in their mouths like drunken Vipers.
9. Men are not sponges
Women are social chameleons — or better yet: social vampires. Women walk into a situation and before you know it they’ve completely changed their wardrobe and mannerisms as if they’ve joined a fucking cult. Men are not sheep. Everyone knows the word for a female sheep is ewe, but what about the male word? There isn’t one because sheep is something men are not.
8. Women are racists
Women’s entire lives and social circles are based around hatred. Do they hate their boyfriends? Do they hate their wardrobe? Do they hate each other? Yes, yes and definitely. Men don’t go in for that silly sort of nonsense. If we’re dissatisfied, we pick up and move out. Or we take our mighty man muscles and lift fucking mountains so the world looks exactly the way we want it to. Men do more world changing before 9:00 AM than any woman ever has done in her whole life.
7. Men live less than women
The last thing a society needs is a bunch of non-contributing members laying around and sucking all the juice from the young. Men know this so they blast off from birth like shooting man stars — burning out ten years faster, but setting the whole night ablaze with manness. Women just kind of lie around like big fat pigs in big fat puddles of shit. Congratulations women. You really earned those rights!
6. Men write illegibly
Writing is stupid and an ineffective way to communicate. Men know this so they don’t give a shit about handwriting things with big hoops and loops and squiggles and shit so aliens can read notes about remembering to pick up your birth control pills after 6th period from space.
5. Jesus was a man
Whether or not you believe in Jesus, there is one fact you can’t argue with: he was a man. No religion anywhere has ever put a woman in charge of shit. That’s called dogma — man-dogma — and it means men are better than women.
4. Men wear watches
Do you know why men wear watches? It’s because there’s a limited amount of time in the day and men need to know how much of it there is so they can efficiently allocate their man ass kicking for the day. Women don’t wear watches; they wear bracelets. Women wearing bracelets is like dropping a bus of retarded kids off in front of a taffy pulling machine. They can just stare for hours and never get bored.
A watch says, ‘Get up and go! Move your man ass and take care of your fucking man business!’ That’s why 60 minutes uses a ticking watch for its theme song. ‘Important shit is going down and we’re about to talk about it in a fucking fastidious manner, so get the ready,’ says a ticking watch. A bracelet says, ‘You’re most likely ugly, but look at how much money you’re worth!’ What a joke.
3. Boys destroy things
The only thing that has ever lifted our species out of the trees where we came from is our ability to destroy. Take paper: the cornerstone of the modern world. That was invented because man wanted to destroy trees and beat them into pulp. How about nuclear power? Men invented that too. Men are natural destructors. We pop right out of the man-womb and start on a life-long tirade of progress by tearing down the Earth with our mighty, man-manly man-fists. Goddammit, that’s awesome!
2. Marriage is stupid
Marriage is 100% the fault of women. It was invented by men though! Did you know that? Marriage was invented because women were too busy whoring it out to the only the guy who was paying their rent and feeding their fat asses French bon-bons every day. Men invented marriage as a way of telling women who they could and couldn’t . Like everything else men have ever invented, it completely worked and worked way better than any man thought it would. Women became so indoctrinated by the man-invention of marriage that they’re fucking obsessed with it.
Marriage is still stupid. It’s a stupid game invented to entertain stupid minds and to teach basic lessons of fidelity that even invertebrates are born with.
1. Men have penises
When it comes to being a man, being quick at identifying problems is tantamount to fixing them. In fact it’s tantamount-ier. Having a penis — in other words looking like a man and having man parts — is a man’s way of telling other men, ‘Hey. Look at me. I’m a man. I won’t up whatever it is that you’re trying to do. If you need some help, maybe ask me and I’ll see if I can lend a man-hand. It’s the least I could do to be fucking courteous.’ _________________ The Store of God
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