I like taking long trips. Not just for business, but also for pleasure drives.

Zipping through the highways along the NLEX can be a dream on a humming Type-R K20 engine. Feel that pulsing excitement as those 18 inches rocket your derrier past meandering Aveos and laggardly Citys.

But…My smile crumples into a frown when a big belching bus distorts my view. Now that’s pure eyesore.

Worse, imagine the havoc those fumes do to your internal air conditioning - the lungs, not the Civic’s.

No matter how efficient the vehicle’s cabin, those fumes are bound to get in and tick off a few days of my already short lifespan.

I began fighting the fumes. Here’s a simple upgrade to the car’s air system: an orgone generator mounted up front and a NeoTec air purifier mounted up back. That’s a rush of chi, negative ions and a bit of ozone to knock the toxins and DOR (hopefully) off the air.

Now I need a rail gun to knock those buses off the road.